just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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