I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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