He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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