But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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