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Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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