im holly from the hills drunk
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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