I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
this hospital has no fireball
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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