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you win
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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