I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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