you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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