The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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why do cheetos always look like penises
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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