the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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