who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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