She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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