How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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