I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That's intense
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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