I wish I could teleport
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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