atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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