the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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