i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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