Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize