i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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