Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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