i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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