so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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