who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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