paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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