Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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