We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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