All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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