Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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