So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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