you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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