I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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