dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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