its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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