My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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