That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
this will be a night to untag.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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