They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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