He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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