Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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