You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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