sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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