brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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