I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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