Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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