im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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