she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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