I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
In America we eat man semen.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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