they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please, let me fuck your mom
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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